Gao Xiaoxiao, the last disciple of Earth’s stand-up comedy scene, once froze a mob boss with his deadpan jokes. While being hunted down, he laughed himself to death.
When he woke up, he was a menial outer-sect disciple in the cultivation world, bound to the [Myriad Worlds Comedy Star System].
⚠️ The System is a joke, and its missions are even more ridiculous:
Sing “Two Tigers” through the window to a Grand Elder in seclusion → Reward: “Lion’s Roar Skill (Voice-Cracking Edition)”
Imitate the Sword Sect Leader’s constipated face → Make an opponent so furious they spit blood and concede
Feed the Demon Lord an [Honesty Red Bean Bun] → The Demon Lord admits on the spot that he wears red robes to make his legs look longer
❌ Failure penalties aren’t death. They’re farting rainbows or being forced to honk like a goose for an hour.
✅ Exchange Laugh Points at the shop: “100% Bare-Handed Blade Catch (Only Works on Toilet Paper),” “Invisibility Cloak (Only Works When You Close Your Eyes),” “Tathagata Palm (For Swatting Flies Only)”...
He even warps the cultivation system: Frustration Realm → Awkward Laughter Realm → Punchline Realm → Comedian Realm → King of Comedy → Heavenly Joke Realm.
The serious cultivation world: Laugh so hard your teeth fall out and your cultivation drops.
Gao Xiaoxiao: As long as I’m not embarrassed, the Heavenly Dao is the one that should be embarrassed.
Until the Heavenly Dao sends down a lightning tribulation: “Keep making puns and I really will strike you!”
Gao Xiaoxiao: “Wait, I haven’t finished the punchline, ”
Crack.
He laughed himself to death and ascended.
It was so embarrassing that I dug my toes into the ground.
I feel like I just love old and embarrassing jokes now.