We Agreed on a Spy Game, So Why Am I a Gynecologist From the Start?

“Everyone, don't trust that dog of a planner named Chu Yuan! He has no heart!” Lu Chen, the internet's number-one tough guy and a top-tier star streamer, was sprawled inside a million-yuan full-dive pod, his eyes bloodshot and his whole body shaking with rage. “He said it was a ‘Great World Socialite Simulator.’ All the ads were about ‘personal medical care, beautiful confidantes, and romantic leisure.’ But the moment I entered the game, I drew the role of a gynecologist. Before I could even check the socialite's pulse, she pulled a Browning out from under her skirt and pressed it against my kidney!” “He said it was a ‘spatial storage cheat,’ for stashing my secret savings and medical fees. Then he had me use it to clean out the Japanese puppet regime's Chōkin Bank and steal nuclear fuel from the Americans! I'm a damn gynecologist. You want me to handle nuclear deterrence?” “He said it was a ‘completely private consulting room,’ where even a dog would be safe... But that girl named Lin Youwei, to cover my escape, smiled as she pulled the last grenade hidden against her body beside the operating table stained red with blood...” “How is this a leisure game? It's clearly a war story dressed up as romance, meant to sear the spirit of our generation into us during the darkest years, then make us rebuild the backbone of our nation with our own hands!” “Chu Yuan, listen up. Even if I die on that operating table, I'll lead my brothers and plant the red flag across the whole world!”