In the sixth year of Yongli's reign, outside Guilin.
Li Dingguo held an army of 100,000 men with only enough food and grass for half a month. Opposite him was the rebel general Kong Youde's 20,000 defenders and red cannons.
70% Chance of winning. Thirty percent God's will.
Then, when he went to the toilet in the middle of the night, he slipped his hand and summoned twenty-three "celestial soldiers" wearing shorts and slippers.
A retired scout said he was from 2026.
A factory sheet metal worker can tell the carbon content by taking a bite of iron.
A history teacher said she knew how to fight all the battles in his life - including the endings.
There is also a fast talker who knows nothing but can turn digging trenches into a race.
The most outrageous thing is - they think this is a game. The dead can be resurrected. He was also nicknamed "NPC".
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Li Dingguo: "If the demon can fight, I will still use it."