[Transformed into Guanyin Bodhisattva, I turned my journey to the West to seek scriptures into the bankruptcy and liquidation of Lingshan!
One second he was a modern cow and horse, and the next second he was dressed as the second in command of Xiniu Hezhou - Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Before I could finish digesting it, I heard Tathagata Buddha talking on the stage about the grand plan of "Searching for Buddhist Scriptures from the West".
What others hear is compassion, but all I hear is capital monopoly!
How can this sky full of gods and Buddhas save all sentient beings? They clearly regard the three realms as a Shura field for harvesting incense! Sun Wukong is the thorn in their suppression, and Tang Monk is the spokesperson who deceives the faith of mortals.
Since I have taken over the project director's job, don't blame me for using modern dimensionality reduction methods to ruin your jobs!
On the surface, I am the compassionate Nanhai Guanyin, spreading nectar everywhere to earn KPI;
Secretly, I inherited the mantle of Patriarch Bodhi and established the largest darknet empire in the Three Realms in Fangcun Mountain.
"Brother Monkey, are the copper juice iron pills at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain delicious? If you don't want to be reconciled, accept me as your senior sister and I will take you to do something big!"
"Jiang Liu'er, since the Buddhism in Lingshan cannot contain your compassion, then I will kill all the gods and Buddhas in the sky for you!"
Forcibly seizing the power of Journey to the West, intercepting the secrets of Hu Dixian, instigating the rebellion of the Bull Demon King's 100,000-strong iron army, and using the Supreme Master to monitor Skynet...
When the scripture-gathering team, armed to the teeth with an army of demons, kicked open the threshold of the Great Leiyin Temple, Tathagata Buddha was completely panicked: "Guanyin, are you seeking scriptures, or are you forcing the palace?!"
I sat on the Nine-Rank Lotus Platform and smiled coldly: "Buddha, times have changed, and it's time for you to be optimized!"
