Journey to the West: I, Tang Monk, Became a Buddha by Making Do with Countless Difficulties

Tang Seng was reborn, carrying the memory of his failure to obtain scriptures in his previous two lives. In his first life, he went to Heilongjiang, but because he didn't meet a monster and his KPIs didn't meet the standards, he had to go back to work. In the second life, he walked to Lingshan, because the rules for counting calamities were too confusing - three dozen bones were calculated as one calamity, and the seven sisters in Pansi Cave were counted as one calamity - and in the end, it was 0.5 Calamity short, and was returned. Now, at the beginning of the third life, the toes are missing first. Tang Monk realized: This Buddhist scripture learning is just a KPI game. Eighty-one is difficult? Okay, I'll make it up myself! When he encounters mountains, he builds mountains, and when he encounters water, he builds bridges. It is really impossible for Wukong to climb a mountain back and forth eight times, which is also considered eight difficulties! But he never expected that his painting style in this life would completely go astray—— Sun Wukong became the top star in the live broadcast room, and promoted the ginseng fruit tree to gain hundreds of thousands of fans; Zhu Bajie held a talent show in Gaolaozhuang, and the sow spirit held up a light sign and shouted "Brother Pig is brave to fly"; Sha Seng was laid off and re-employed as a rolling curtain general, with nine skulls hanging around his neck - the heads of Tang Monk's ninth life; White Dragon Horse lies down every day, and his biggest wish is to "eat a mare to improve his food". When learning from scriptures becomes a team-building activity for the top MCN organizations in the three worlds, and when the Eighty-One Dilemma becomes a performance appraisal, Monk Tang just wants to ask: Can this broken sutra still be obtained? Waiting online, quite urgent.