Three Kingdoms: I'm Just a Bandit, So How Did I Become Lü Bu's Son-in-Law?

[Three Kingdoms + no System + political intrigue and wits + passionate battles + hegemony + ensemble cast]

Li Mu transmigrated by accident. The moment he opened his eyes, he found himself a bandit chief in Xuzhou at the end of the Eastern Han dynasty.

As it happened, his brothers had ambushed a troop of government soldiers and brought back a stunning beauty dressed in fine silk, intending to make her his bandit wife.

With his brothers egging him on, Li Mu spent the night with her.

After their night together, the beauty fell to her knees, eyes red. “Since you have taken my body, you are now my husband! I beg you, my lord, send troops to Xiapi and save my father!”

Li Mu was stunned. When he asked her name, he learned that his delicate bandit wife was actually Lü Lingqi!

Did that three-surnamed slave, Lü Bu, who was being pummeled in Xiapi while besieged by Cao Cao and Liu Bei’s hundred-thousand-strong army, mean Lü Bu was now his father-in-law?!

Li Mu looked at the five hundred ragged peasants under his command, including Zhou Cang and Liao Hua, then at the Xiapi dungeon of a challenge. He gritted his teeth. “We’ll die sooner or later if we stay bandits. Brothers, come with me! We’ll smash Cao Cao and seize the realm!”

After that, Li Mu led five hundred bandits down the mountain and turned the hopeless tide at Xiapi.

Cao Cao stared at his routed army, lost in thought. Liu Bei abandoned his two beautiful wives and ran away yet again.

Years later, Lü Bu stood atop Luoyang’s walls and laughed uproariously. “My son-in-law is invincible! Someone, the weather’s turning cold. Bring me a yellow robe!”

Li Mu said, “Father-in-law, stop laughing. Step down and yield the throne. I’ll take over the realm for you!”