No CP / Adorable pets / A laid-back cultivation life
A Bao is reincarnated as a panda cub in a xianxia novel, destined to be contracted by the senior brother of the greatest immortal sect under heaven. Remembering how she was used as a blood bag and meat shield in her previous life before her soul was scattered, she faints just before the contract can be made.
When she wakes, she clings desperately to the table where the “Changsheng Sect” is recruiting odd-job disciples. “Do you provide unlimited food? And will I never be contracted?”
The elder looks at the black-and-white bundle wrapped around the table leg. “All the spiritual bamboo you can eat, and no contracts. Ever.”
“Deal!”
From then on, a rare spirit beast becomes the lazy sect’s resident sweeping bear. She spends her days munching bamboo and sunbathing, watching the genius next door suffer constant internal injuries from not having a “blood bag.”
Until the Demon Venerable attacks, the immortal sects fall, and the wounded are dumped outside Changsheng Sect. The Demon Venerable sneers. “This place belongs to me now.”
The pile of fallen leaves rustles. A Bao emerges, bleary-eyed and clutching a bamboo shoot.
“It’s nap time. No shouting. You’ve trampled the leaves I swept. Your fine is ten stalks of spiritual bamboo.”
The Demon Venerable attacks in a fury. A Bao waves a paw in resignation.
Where the green light passes, demonic energy vanishes and everyone’s internal injuries heal.
In the dead silence, A Bao turns to the old man standing by the gate with a rusty broom. “Grandpa Qin, what do the sect rules say?”
The old man weighs the broom in his hand and gives the Demon Venerable a kindly smile.
“Pay up, sweep the mountain gate, or find out how hard this old man’s broom is.”
[Reader’s Guide]
1. No CP. The heroine’s only interests are eating, sleeping, and living a carefree retirement.
2. Lighthearted and adorable, with a relaxed, anti-grind lifestyle.
3. Changsheng Sect: a lazy sect that’s been forced to become invincible.
