Exchange Lives at Midnight

Lin Wanzhou, male, 22 years old, unmarried. Biggest achievement in life: No. 1 In the county (four years ago). Biggest mistake in life: Choosing civil engineering. Current situation in life: failing exams, in debt, locking himself in a rental house and waiting to die. Until he woke up and turned into a woman. A woman who lived on a flat floor, wore a silk nightgown, and had more bank card balances than he could count. Before I could be happy, the phone rang. "I'm Su Lian'an," the other person said in his voice, "What you are wearing now is my body. Don't move. Don't touch. Don't - have you touched it already?" Lin Wanzhou looked down at his hands. "... If I said it was an accident, would you believe it?" Silence. "You wait." This is the first time in Lin Wanzhou's life that a woman has threatened her with her own voice. This was also the first time in Su Lian'an's life that she knew this is how men wear pajamas. --- Question: When you wake up and find that you have become a female CEO, what should you do first? Lin Wanzhou: Touch it. Su Lian'an: Call the police. Question: What is the biggest problem after switching bodies? Lin Wanzhou: She thinks I'm sloppy. Su Lian'an: He opened the door wearing my nightgown. Q: What happened next? Lin Wanzhou: Later I learned to make milk tea. Su Lian'an: Later I learned to say "it's okay". Question: What happens next? Lin Wanzhou: Later - she said, if you wear it for a long time, it will be yours. Su Lian'an: Shut up. Q: Last question, have you changed back? Lin Wanzhou:...... Su Lian'an:...