Lin Wanzhou, male, 22, unmarried.
Greatest achievement in life: top student in the county (four years ago).
Biggest mistake in life: choosing civil engineering.
Current status: failing classes, drowning in debt, locked in a rented apartment waiting to die.
Until one day, he woke up as a woman.
A woman who lived in a luxury apartment, wore silk pajamas, and had so much money in her bank account he couldn’t count it all.
Before he could even get excited, the phone rang.
“I’m Su Lian’an,” the voice on the other end said in his voice. “You’re in my body right now. Don’t move around. Don’t touch anything. Don’t... have you already touched it?”
Lin Wanzhou looked down at his hands.
“...If I say it was an accident, will you believe me?”
Silence.
“Just you wait.”
This was the first time in Lin Wanzhou’s life that a woman had threatened him in his own voice.
It was also the first time in Su Lian’an’s life that she’d learned what it was like for a man to wear a bathrobe.
Q: You wake up one day and discover you’ve become a female CEO. What’s the first thing you should do?
Lin Wanzhou: Touch it.
Su Lian’an: Call the police.
Q: What’s the biggest hassle after swapping bodies?
Lin Wanzhou: She thinks I’m a slob.
Su Lian’an: He answers the door wearing my bathrobe.
Q: And then?
Lin Wanzhou: Then I learned to make milk tea.
Su Lian’an: Then I learned how to say, “It’s not bad.”
Q: And after that?
Lin Wanzhou: After that, she said, “If you wear it long enough, it’s yours.”
Su Lian’an: Shut up.
Q: One last question: did you switch back?
Lin Wanzhou: ...
Su Lian’an: ...
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