My name is Lin Que, and I’m the biggest good-for-nothing Qingyun Sect has seen in three hundred years.
My dantian is shattered, my spiritual roots are incomplete, and after three years of cultivation, I still can’t even draw qi into my body.
At the sect ceremony, I was publicly expelled from the sect.
My fiancée, the Holy Maiden, arrived, and everyone thought I was about to be dumped.
Instead, she dropped to her knees on the spot and cried out that I was the Eternal Supreme, the reincarnated Demon Lord!
Me: It’s an act. I hired her for five taels of silver.
Right after I came clean, the Demon Realm’s army tore through the sky and knelt, shouting:
“Welcome back, Demon Lord!”
Me: ...It’s a special-effects toy I bought for 9.9 yuan with free shipping. Seriously.
Demon Realm envoy: No, you’re disguising yourself as a mortal to temper your character!
Everyone in the sect: Great one! We were wrong! Please don’t be angry!
I really am just a good-for-nothing who wants to lie flat and slack off.
Why are you all imagining that I’m some hidden powerhouse?!
From then on
The Demon Realm hounds me every day to ascend the throne and unite the three realms.
Everyone in the sect treats me like their founding patriarch.
Beautiful senior sisters fight to serve me tea and water.
I can’t do a thing, yet they treat me like the pinnacle of the Immortal Realm.
Lin Que looks utterly despairing:
“Stop kneeling! I’m really not the Demon Lord! I’m just here to chop wood!”
