Gu Jinfeng, a middle-aged virgin with a bit of a fool's mentality, accidentally took hemorrhoid cream and was selected to inherit the hemorrhoid system from his grandfather. The system was very powerful but wanted him to remain a child. Why on earth did the system choose him? Or is he reluctant to give up the system? In any case, he will break his peaceful life from now on and gradually face a new world that is beyond his world view. There are "evils", strange things, spirits, demons, and all kinds of practitioners, Confucianism, luck, talent, Buddhism, Taoism, physical education, and superpower masters. For the justice and peace of the world, for the lights of thousands of families, and for the ordinary people around him People, he will become new partners with various masters and people from all walks of life he knows, and solve various difficulties he faces. As his ability grows, he must keep his true heart and walk with "hemorrhoids". Where there are "hemorrhoids", things will come true... This book is relaxed, slow-burning and detailed, with many old stories, both daily trivial matters and thrilling battles. Oh, by the way, it can also "listen to songs"
