Mistakenly Believe That the Jade Emperor Is the Real Father and His Wife Is the Three Holy Mothers?

Traveling through the troubled times of Journey to the West, I mistakenly identified the Jade Emperor as my biological father in front of my mother's grave. I thought I would be struck to death by thunder, but unexpectedly he was so excited that he trembled all over and admitted his identity on the spot. In order to protect me, an "illegitimate son", my father gave me the cold and holy Seventh Fairy Zi'er to be my maid. As a mortal with no cultivation, I can only reluctantly enjoy the corrupt life of the "second generation rich". Do you dislike fairy skirts being too thick and affecting your work? I cut the cheongsam with high slits by myself, and when I measured my measurements, I touched my head, which made the innocent fairy blush with embarrassment, and she broke into the golden fairy on the spot. A cold lady named Yang Chan moved next door? I gave her a piece of cream cake and taught her yoga. With her curves clearly visible, she frantically fought for my favor to "correct my posture." I fed nine-thousand-year-old flat peaches to pigs, used nine-day soil as cat litter, and threw a brick (the Chaos Sacred Stone) at random to smash the Buddha's Explanation of Truth into pieces. Until one day, Tathagata came to my door in a fierce manner. I thought it was noisy and fired a salute, which actually sent Tathagata into reincarnation. I looked at my father in confusion: "Dad, your business of reselling fireworks is quite big, isn't it?"