I Became the Leader of a Mercenary Band in the Three Kingdoms

A modern office worker named Ouyuan opened his eyes and found himself at the Yellow Turban Rebellion. With no golden finger or powerful connections, he immediately made up his mind: no becoming a ruler, no fighting for supremacy. He’d focus on becoming the leader of a mercenary band in the Three Kingdoms. Making money and staying alive were what mattered!

Other people recruited troops to conquer the realm. Ouyuan relied on bluffs and high salaries, luring every disgruntled, underappreciated, hot-tempered Three Kingdoms general he could find into his unit. He had big shots like Lu Bu, Zhao Yun, and Zhuge Liang all lined up neatly: clocking in, collecting their wages, and going on missions. The whole setup grew increasingly ridiculous.

He didn’t follow the history books’ playbook. His battles were fantastical and hilarious, and though he was changing history at a frantic pace, he somehow always managed to crash right into the major events of the Three Kingdoms era. Scheming for power in troubled times? Not a chance. Ouyuan’s all about having fun, making money, defying fate, and flirting with women along the way.

He bluffs, cheats, and sweet-talks his way into recruiting famous generals, then laughs and jokes as he reshapes the realm. He throws the balance of power into chaos and even wins himself a beauty along the way. This is a laugh-out-loud wish-fulfillment story packed with wild ideas that still sticks close to Three Kingdoms history. See how a modern mercenary boss lives the most outrageous life imaginable in a time of chaos!