After Being Transformed into a Useless Piece of Wood, the Emperor Pampered Me to the Point of Becoming a God

Dressed like a loser? Don't be afraid! With the Vientiane Mirror in hand, the loser counterattacks and becomes a phoenix! Meet a scumbag and a bitch? Beat him! The scum is torn apart with hands, and the confrontation of power and tactics is going on step by step! Meeting a cold emperor? What a coincidence! Ancient jade cures his cold syndrome, turning a cold-blooded dog into a loyal dog, pampering alone without any bottom line!