Not in a happy mood? Come and see the different Three Kingdoms and save the unpleasantness.
Do you think that the Three Kingdoms was about Cao Cao taking advantage of the emperor, Zhuge Liang taking advantage of the east wind, and Guan Yu passing through five passes and killing six generals?
So naive!
In this parallel world, the wind in the peach garden was too strong that day, and the peach blossoms blurred Guan Yu's face; Zhang Fei's knife was sharpened too quickly, and he was distracted when he cut his finger; Liu Bei's straw sandals smelled too strong, and the atmosphere at the sworn ceremony was subtle. In short, the bowl of blood wine was not finished.
Therefore, Liu Bei continued to weave straw sandals in Zhuo County for a lifetime. His greatest achievement before his death was the Lifetime Achievement Award for "The Strongest Straw Sandals in the County." Guan Yu defected to Cao Cao, but was ostracized by his colleagues because he was too arrogant. In his later years, he talked about a straw sandal seller every time it rained. Zhang Fei became a general, but he was always thinking about his two failed brothers. In the end, he squatted in front of Liu Bei's dilapidated house and cried like a bear.
Cao Cao didn't wait for Guan Yu, Chen Gong didn't leave Cao Cao, Zhuge Liang didn't know who to send out, Zhou Yu didn't know who to blow the east wind.
A missed peach garden caused the entire Three Kingdoms to collapse.
History is unfair, but the consequences are serious.
Watch how Liu Guanzhang turned his master into targeted poverty alleviation, and watch the heroes of the Three Kingdoms collectively go astray and all characters collapse!
Warm reminder: Please prepare tissues before reading - you will need them to wipe your tears and saliva from laughter.
