High Martial: Go Ahead and Grind, Sis. Your Brother's Already a God

[Siscon + invincible + people wildly misreading the situation + ridiculously satisfying]

“Big brother, take this 50 yuan. I'm going to awaken my powers. I'll support you from now on!”

Looking at his sensible little sister, who tugged at his heartstrings, Lin Yuan decided to keep playing the good-for-nothing to the very end.

[Mission: Drink the shoddy “Marrow-Cleansing Elixir” your sister bought]

Lin Yuan: “Tastes great. I feel all warm inside. (Inner thoughts: This poison nearly made my divine body choke.)”

[Mission: Play along with your sister's urge to protect you and pretend to faint from fear of the thugs]

Lin Yuan: “Oh, I'm fainting. (Secretly: I release the pressure of the abyss, and every thug suffers brain death.)”

His sister's goal: Become an SSS-rank powerhouse and give her brother a good life.

Lin Yuan's goal: Protect his sister's dream, and swat any demon god blocking their way like a fly.

Then one day, the abyss launched a full-scale invasion, and humanity's defenses crumbled.

His desperate sister stood in front of Lin Yuan. “Big brother, run!”

Lin Yuan sighed, took off his apron, and gently nudged his sister aside.

“Silly girl, get behind me. This is nothing. Your big brother can handle it with one hand.”

At that moment, every god in the world fell to their knees!

I wanted to be an ordinary coffee shop owner, but all my employees are SSS-rank monsters.

Even the husky guarding the door swallowed a star for a snack just last week.

But my silly little sister insists I'm frail and helpless.

Whenever there's a fight, she shields me with her body. “Don't be scared, big brother! I'm here!”

Everyone: “Lin Wan'er, what are you doing? Is it possible the person behind you is the real final boss?”