Gu Yan transmigrates to a world where beast tamers reign. While everyone else makes contracts with divine beasts, he contracts a husky. While the others cultivate, he lies flat. Then one day, he casually says, “My dog could take on ten opponents today,” and the husky suddenly goes berserk, demolishing the academy's arena. He's awakened the long-lost ancient ability of [Word Spirit]!
The Law of Word Spirits: the more absurd the words, the greater the power!
“Give me another one!” → Summons a horde of beasts
“Why don't you fly already?” → Enemies are stuck in place
“Villains never shut up before they die.” → The villain babbles nonsense uncontrollably
But every time he triggers a Word Spirit, Gu Yan randomly gains an [Absurd Condition]: he starts speaking in rap, walks around with his own BGM, or gets rainbow-gradient hair... The side effects are even more ridiculous than the Word Spirits themselves!
Even more outrageous is his beast-taming squad:
Husky: descended from an ancient divine beast, awakens by “destroying the house,” with the skills [Demolition Roar] and [Zuan-Style Trash Talk]
Drama Queen Tortoise: a veteran actor who has lived for three thousand years, with the skills [Tortoise-Speed Taunting] and [Shell-Up Rolling]
Lightning Snail: claims to be the fastest creature under heaven, but actually travels at 0.01 kilometers per hour. Still, its “overclocked thoughts” can make enemies think they've been attacked hundreds of times
Slacker Cactus: grows stronger the more it lies flat, with the skills [Lie-Flat Rebound] and [Philosophical Hedgehog]
When the righteous sects want to besiege him, the villains want him dead, and the demons invade to destroy the world...
Gu Yan smiles faintly. “Hold on. Let me come up with a joke first.”
A ridiculous tale of conquering all realms with silver-tongued banter and saving the world through sheer absurdity begins now!
