I Said I'd Just Teach, So Why Are All My Students Academicians?

Lin Zhou, a PhD student at a top-tier university, was reborn as a counselor at Yunda University.

He had planned to make money by taking advantage of his foresight.

Then the Medical God System beat everyone else to the punch and bound itself to him!

Other professors publish in top journals: one paper every three years, and the whole team pops champagne.

Lin Zhou publishes in top journals: ten papers submitted at once, leaving the editors wondering if they're dreaming!

Lin Zhou does research: synthetic blood, so patients never have to wait for a transfusion again.

A hair-loss spray, so programmers can top up their accounts through their tears!

The world's first head transplant: Stephen Hawking stood up a year after surgery!

A drug trial volunteer was balding, nearsighted, had rotten teeth, hyperthyroidism, a smoking addiction, and male-pattern baldness.

One month later,

His teeth were straight, his hair was thick, he no longer needed glasses, his test results were stable, and he'd quit smoking!

“What kind of Medicine God is this? He's a walking Nobel Prize!”