[Original · Gou Yunliu · Martial Arts novel · 3 million words full text]
In the last life, I pushed the heavens and pretended to be crazy. On the day of the tribulation, I was struck by a lightning from heaven and my soul was shattered.
After being reborn and returning to the days when I was a handyman in the Qingyun Sect, I awakened my luck system and vowed to never show my face in this life!
Others seize treasures and opportunities, and suffer a bloody blow;
I hid in the firewood shed and slept, which brought me good luck.
Others compete fiercely and show off their strengths;
I kowtow and admit my weakness, pretending to be useless and hiding my clumsiness.
Sect competition? Just admit defeat when you get on stage.
Go down the mountain to slay demons? I have unbearable abdominal pain.
The secret realm is opened? I have menstrual cramps.
The entire sect laughs at me as a good-for-nothing and a coward, and abandons me like a worn-out shoe.
They don't know——
The more low-key I am, the more favored God will be;
The more I pretend to be weak, the worse off my enemy will be;
The more I lay down, the luck from the entire world was rushing towards me crazily!
The genius grabs the treasure and explodes, the villain kills himself, and the enemy is hacked during the tribulation.
I ate the melon invisibly throughout the whole process, without taking action, showing off, or messing with cause and effect, and all the way to the top of the world.
It wasn't until the sect was destroyed and the world was in crisis that I slowly crawled out from under the bed.
Looking at the Tianjiao Immortal Emperor kneeling on the ground, I looked innocent:
"Don't kneel down, I'm really just a handyman with better luck."
[Gou Yunliu's pioneering work] [Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger] [Funny lying down to win] [The whole process is free of abuse and brainless fun]
Reader comments
Super good-looking, completely mindless and cool, the main character is really bad🥴
Super good-looking, completely mindless and cool, the main character is really bad🥴