When other people have a mortifying moment, they want to crawl into a hole.
When I do, cash hits my account, my skills max out, and my looks skyrocket!
The day I was fired, I bound myself to the Mortification System.
Shout at a beautiful woman to stick something on? Reward: ten thousand!
Do the “Digging, Digging” dance at the company morning meeting? Reward: fifty thousand!
Awkwardly gross out a gold-digger on a blind date by picking your feet? Reward: a hundred thousand!
From then on, I set out on a one-way road:
The more awkward everyone else feels, the richer I get!
The more I embarrass myself, the stronger I become!
Bystander: Help! Why does he get better-looking the more he humiliates himself?
Beautiful woman: He’s so weird... but I like him!
System: Host, embarrass yourself one more time and you’ll become invincible!
Lin Chen: Don’t stop me! I can get even more awkward!
