On the first day my cousin came to my house, she stole eggs and pretended to be pitiful.
I didn't make any noise and sprinkled a handful of chili powder into the chicken coop.
The next day she squatted in the hut crying, and I squatted outside laughing.
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In the 1980s, the Lin family became the first 10,000-yuan household in the village, and all relatives who could not be reached appeared.
My aunt came to the house with my cousin, saying she wanted to join her, but she glanced at my sewing machine three times.
My cousin's eyes turn red when she sees people, and she looks like a doormat, but secretly she drools at my eldest brother.
My mother was soft-hearted and wanted to make new clothes for my cousin.
My grandma is nostalgic and wants to give them the eggs she saved to replenish their health.
My brothers, each one more stupid than the other, even helped me count the money after being sold.
I am the only sober person in the whole family.
Okay, I will be the villain and you will act out the show.
If you steal the formula, I will make you cry and return it.
If you interfere with the marriage, I will let you smash your own feet.
If you want to rob my brother, I will let you know what "my sister-in-law is very angry and the consequences will be serious".
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Later, the villagers gave me a nickname - the most ruthless person in Liushutun.
Later, Comrade Lu who came from the provincial capital asked me: "You are so powerful, who dares to marry you?"
I glanced at him.
"Are you in charge?"
He smiled.
"I don't care. I just want to ask - what do you think of me?"
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The 80-year-old girl specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction.
Come on, have a fight!
Come two, make a pair!
