"I really just want to be a salty fish, but they insist on saying that I am a peerless master - and they are right."
——Zhao Jiu, the most cowardly emperor in history, was forced to pretend to be cool in his counterattack life
When you wake up, the modern office worker has become the "perfect face" that everyone shouts about.
The golden soldiers were chasing after him, the civil servants were arguing in front, and the generals were waiting to see the joke.
Zhao Jiu: Can I abdicate?
Yang Yizhong:? ? ?
I have no choice but to bite the bullet.
When Han Shizhong came to see him, he was so frightened that he handed over his jade belt to beg for mercy - but was regarded as "entrusted to the country" and was appointed as the number one thug.
When the Jin soldiers reached the front of the formation, he held on to the flagpole with weak legs and forgot to run. As a result, he was regarded as "steady as a mountain" and won the battle in a daze.
The greedy general wanted to run away, so he bravely tried to block them - vomited all the way, was regarded as a "lone hero", and recruited another general.
Zhao Jiu:? ? ? Is this okay?
From then on, he embarked on the road of no return of being "forced to show off".
The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty: Your Majesty is unfathomable!
God of War of the Kingdom of Jin: Is this emperor a monster?
Zhao Jiu himself: I really just want to retire!
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This is the story of a coward who was forced to become a god of war.
This is a legend in which a salted fish was forced to turn over.
This is a hilarious counterattack of "If you insist that I tell you that I am awesome, then I will show it to you."
