[Invincible Stream + Dihua Stream + Live Immortal Cultivation + Hilarious Master and Apprentice]
In my previous life, I was the Taoist Lord Xuanxiao who conquered all realms, but in my reincarnation I became a five-year-old kindergarten student.
My master is a 1.5 Meter idiot. During the live broadcast of ghost hunting, he put the talisman upside down and shouted "Thunder is coming" while holding an LED plastic sword (2.5 Yuan with free shipping).
What's even worse is that for every 1% of the seal of the Nine Heavenly Dao in my body that is unlocked, my height grows by 1cm - and now my pants have become cropped pants!
[Tiandao Pinduoduo System]: The unblocking progress is 2%, you will get "micro-concept power (within 3 pounds)", and you can control the master's fake mustache.
[Master Su Ling'er]: Third level of Qi refining (self-proclaimed), free shipping on Pinduoduo for 9.9 Talismans, mantra "Family members, get on the bus for 9.9 Yuan", but when in danger, he will open his 1.5 Meter tall body to protect me.
[Aunt Wang]: Director of the Neighborhood Committee, the red armband can seal all my cultivation and turn me into an ordinary five-year-old boy in an instant.
From "beating dogs with meat buns and electromagnetic gun" to "LED plastic sword summoning nine-day thunder tribulation", from being arrested by Aunt Wang and sent to kindergarten to suppressing the Millennium Corpse King of Hang Lung Tower...
"When I unlock this damn heavenly seal and the Nine Heavenly Gods and Buddhas who tricked me back then, I'm going to push each of you down the toilet and flush them three thousand times!"
——Of course, help Master pull up his pants now.
[Lightning protection: the protagonist is really invincible, the master is really stupid, there is no knife in the whole process, only hahahaha and the master's sea urchin head]
