Honkai: Star Rail: I Ran My Mouth and Aha Threw Me into Dual-Phase Paradise

[Honkai: Star Rail + Dual-Phase Paradise + Transmigration + Comedy + Keeping Everyone as In-Character as Possible]

“I’m going into Dual-Phase Paradise to kill the Death Devil!”

I’d barely finished running my mouth when Aha tossed me in.

The good news: I have a mask that lets me shapeshift into anything.

The bad news: After I transform, there’s a cooldown, and during that time I turn into an actual monkey.

Even worse: The story’s only had one update, so I don’t know what the Death Devil looks like.

Worse still: I’ve only got three Credits, and I’m about to starve to death.

At the end of Gechuan Avenue, the Common Wish Building is cordoned off.

Thirty-three people died inside.

One of them was named Scott.

That familiar old guy who always shouted, “Lone Wolf family motto!” whenever he showed up.

His employee badge is still glowing.

A shadow with an octopus-shaped face flickers past a seventh-floor window.

I clench my fist.

“Death Devil, just you wait.”

Aha: Ahahahahahahahaha