Others cultivate the Tao: ascend, become invincible, and dominate the three realms.
I practice Taoism: rain leaks, food runs out, eggs are snatched, and the master cheats me.
At the age of nineteen, he was deceived into going up a mountain, thinking that he could practice Taoism and become an immortal.
As a result, he lived in a Taoist temple in a dilapidated building and lived with a crazy master.
Stealing wine, pretending to be dead, teaching wrong talismans, and cheating apprentices are the master's daily routine;
Chopping firewood, carrying water, pulling weeds, and grabbing eggs are my daily routine.
Sanqingguan was so poor that his only property was three old hens.
Master and I fought over three eggs and lost all face.
I don't know how to teach the Dharma in a serious way, but I can subdue demons with my words;
I don't have advanced cultivation skills, but I can become a god by luck;
At the top, he can fool the gods in heaven, at the bottom, he can appease the social animals in the underworld, and in the middle, he can be brothers with all kinds of monsters and monsters.
Master said that I am a Taoist wizard.
I just feel: I am the most unjust Taoist priest in the world.
From now on——
No ascetic practice, no involution, no fighting and killing.
Lie down and practice Taoism, talk to the gods,
I really don't know how to catch ghosts, but I know how to make friends.
