[Invincible Flow] [Dimensionality Reduction Strike] [Journey to the West] [Dihua] [Funny]
I, Xiao Zhuanfeng, a little demon patrolling the mountains in Shituoling, am a social animal at the bottom of the establishment.
Because he reported wrong military information, he was kicked away by the Golden-winged Dapeng King. Who would have thought that this kick would travel through time and space!
As soon as I landed, I realized something was wrong with the style of this world.
The "unparalleled iron" here is as crispy as the expired rice cakes from my hometown, crunchy and chicken-flavored.
The "supreme spiritual energy" here is so thin that it is not as strong as the smell of Shituoling toilet.
The "eternal forbidden land" here is not as dangerous as the pond where my king bathes.
Originally, I just wanted to patrol the mountains in a low-key manner and find a way home, but these natives insisted on joining me.
Peerless Saint: "Ancestor, please accept me as your disciple!"
Immortal Emperor: "Emperor Zhuanfeng, this country is given to you!"
And what kind of "immortal emperor" Lao Shizi wants to suppress me?
I sighed: "In Journey to the West, I was submissive; here, I strike hard!"
"Who is that, the Immortal Emperor, right? Kneel down! Shout loudly: Ancestor Zuofeng!"
