I’ll Die If I Don’t Get the Last Word: The Three-Year-Old Smart-Mouth Takes on the Whole Village!

[Alternate history + period setting + adorable child + System + everyday family life + making a fortune + family bonds]

No romance! No romance! No romance!

The main story focuses on family, while the romance involves adult supporting characters.

One day, the little fool Dundun binds to a meltdown System, and from then on follows the path of “the more people she drives over the edge, the longer she lives.”

After binding to the System, she’s no longer foolish or mute, and no one in the village can outtalk her.

When her aunties argue, she passes along their words; when a bully picks a fight, she gives them an earful.

She takes on troublesome relatives above and meddlesome busybodies below.

Everyone who meets her ends up losing their cool.

Gradually, the villagers of Lotus Village make an astonishing discovery:

Her laid-back father is actually a silver-tongued tough guy who can land a third-grade job at the machinery factory?

Her gentle, soft-spoken mother can sketch a dress on a whim and have the cotton mill’s design department chasing after her with a job offer?

Her grandma, Wang Cuihua, who’s been through hardship for half her life and has a fearsome temper, suddenly becomes the richest old lady in the village?

Anyone with ties to the Su family doesn’t just turn their fortunes around; they leap straight from rags to riches.

The relatives who were experts at treating people according to their status see the Su family thriving, and one after another, they lose their cool.

Dundun only smiles and says nothing.

It’s just that her System looks stingy, yet can provide a house, a car, skills, and a shop. Sometimes, though, it’s downright wicked:

She has to farm, save people, and study all at once.

Good heavens, she’s only three years old!!

System: Host, please strive to improve.