Wukong, Behave Yourself: The Three Realms Want to Spoil Me

When Sun Hao wakes up, he has become Sun Wukong.

The Heavenly Court has just recruited him for the first time, appointing him Keeper of the Heavenly Horses. The Western Buddhist Sect is eagerly waiting for him to wreak havoc in Heaven, so they can set their grand Journey to the West plan in motion.

Then he binds himself to a [Take Advice System]: as long as he takes advice, he can grow stronger.

Sun Hao grins. “You want me to rebel? I’ll do exactly as I’m told.”

[Accept the position of Keeper of the Heavenly Horses and receive one magic treasure upgrade card]

[Return the Golden Cudgel to the Dragon Palace and receive Pangu’s axe haft]

[Destroy the Book of Life and Death and receive a time hourglass]

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From then on, the Three Realms take a sharp turn

The Jade Emperor, who had been waiting for him to rebel, pats his shoulder with a smile. “Dear brother, how about becoming a civil servant in the Heavenly Court?”

The Queen Mother of the West, who had been waiting to undergo her tribulation of love, finds herself liking this monkey more and more.

The Three Pure Ones, waiting to take him in, compete to shout, “This monkey is destined to be mine!”

The Tathagata panics. “Quick! Find a way to make this monkey rebel!”

The Jade Emperor protects his favorite. “He’s my dear brother. Who dares lay a hand on him?”

The Queen Mother of the West blushes. “Is Sun Wukong... my tribulation of love?”

Sun Wukong scratches his head. “Stop trying to advise me, all of you. I just want to quietly be everyone’s favorite in the Three Realms.”

Until one day, he discovers

His birth, his growth, even this act of “obedience,” have all been part of someone else’s scheme.

So here’s the question: when an “obedient” person decides to disobey, can the Three Realms still stop him?