A Beauty Hidden by Lamplight

😱 The Prince of the Inspectorate, hunted by the whole capital, is hiding in my bedroom while he recovers?!

After transmigrating as the legitimate daughter of a prince’s household, all I want is to build my career in peace.

Who knew that one casual rescue at a lantern festival would bring home a walking disaster!

A cleanliness freak, amnesiac, and sharp-tongued to boot!

When the villains provoke me, I have silver needles in hand and poison to clear the way.

As for him, he acts too weak to care for himself, but turns around and snaps an assassin’s neck, then asks me with an innocent look, “Ningning, did I do the right thing?”

I thought I was playing five-dimensional chess, but little did I know this man was ten thousand moves ahead!

Now that he’s regained his memories and holds all the power at court, how is his “sugar mommy” supposed to make a getaway?

Yan Chengyan: “Run? My lady, the whole world belongs to me. Where could you possibly go?”

Lin Zhenyue burns a stick of “nameless incense” on his balcony every day. The spot where the ashes fall matches the number of the freezer in the morgue where something happened last night.

And then there’s Li Qingcang, the intern in traditional Chinese medicine who keeps saying, “Yin deficiency requires more careful diagnosis than excess yang.” The calming prescription he gave me was apparently copied from half a volume of The Five Talismans of the Supreme Mystery and Numinous Treasure...

So I didn’t accidentally wander into a haunted house. I’ve damn well moved into a dorm full of gods descended to the mortal realm to undergo tribulations?!

When the unruly underworld collides with a full house of “gods,” can I, the mortal caught in the middle, survive today’s KPI review?

“I Can’t Keep You in Check!!!!

” The year’s ultimate “two clueless geniuses” dorm is open for business today!