The Beginning of the Apocalypse: I Am Scarier Than the Weird Rules

My name is Lin Yuan, a professional undertaker, focusing on being a "professional counterpart". When the end of the world comes, weird rules invade, and everyone lives in fear - my business has ushered in spring. Facing the strangeness of immortality? I took out the sewing needle and said, "Don't move. Your wound is a bit big. I'll sew it up for you. I'll make sure the workmanship is fine and the price is fair." Facing the evil god of spiritual pollution? I took out the sutra of the past life: "Come, recite it with me, I will reach bliss early, and be careful in the next life." Teammate: "Boss, we are entering an S-level dungeon!" Me: "Don't panic, they are all my potential customers. Remember, in my BGM, not a single weird one can walk out of this copy standing!"