[Quick transmigration + faked death + livestream memes + comedy + anti-gaslighting]
Boss Shen Ji never watched livestreams, until one of his subordinates brought him a report.
“Boss, there’s something off about this employee.”
First life: In the modern world, Su Wan is made to kneel in the snow as someone’s stand-in. She pulls out a folding stool, heat packs, and a thermos, then brings out a self-heating hot pot and eats until her mouth glistens with grease.
Shen Ji: ?
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Second life: In the Republic of China era, she’s brought in as a bride to bring good fortune. When her rival humiliates her, she turns around and sells her a “Republic-Era Socialite Crash Course,” charging fifty thousand silver dollars in tuition. The rival realizes the course is fake after finishing it, but the money is already in Su Wan’s pocket.
Shen Ji: ???
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Third life: In ancient times, she’s chosen as a burial companion. When told she must be buried with the deposed crown prince, her first response is, “Do burial companions get overtime pay? Can I choose the layout of the coffin?” Before she dies, she submits a “Burial Companion Work Summary,” complete with one receipt: emotional damages x 10086.
The emperor’s hands shake for three days.
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Fourth life: As an immortal-cultivation cauldron, she’s having her cultivation drained by the Demon Lord. She pulls out a calculator. “What’s the going rate for ten percent of your power? Can you issue an invoice? The small-scale taxpayer rate is three percent, ” The Demon Lord freezes, forgetting to drain her cultivation.
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Fifth life: In the future, she’s an AI about to be reformatted. She tells the super AI, “You can erase the data, but remember to pay me.” The AI asks, “What is pay?” She rolls her eyes and turns into a string of code: “Clocking out!”
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After watching all five lives, Shen Ji remains silent for a long time.
His assistant asks cautiously, “Is something wrong, boss?”
Shen Ji stands up. “Set up the sixth world. Clear out the original male lead and send me in instead.”
“What identity will you use?”
Shen Ji smiles. “The boss.”
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