[Quick travel + death escape + hilarious jokes in the live broadcast room + funny + anti-PUA]
The boss Shen Ji never watched the live broadcast until his subordinates submitted a report.
"Boss, there's something wrong with this employee."
First life: In the modern world, Su Wan was punished to kneel in the snow as a substitute. She took out a folding stool, a baby warmer, a thermos cup, and finally a self-heating hotpot, which made her mouth full of oil.
Shen Ji:?
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The second life: The Republic of China was overjoyed, and Bai Yueguang humiliated her. She backhandedly promoted the "Crash Course for Socialites in the Republic of China" and charged the other party 50,000 yuan in tuition. After Bai Yueguang found out that the lesson was fake, the money had already gone into Su Wan's pocket.
Shen Ji:? ? ?
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The third life: Burial in ancient times. When she was informed that she was going to be buried for the deposed prince, her first reaction was: "Is there overtime pay for the burial? Can I choose the apartment type for the coffin?" Before she died, she handed over a "Summary of the Burial Work" and attached an invoice: Mental Damage Fee × 10086.
The emperor's hands shook for three days.
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The Fourth Life: Xianxia Furnace, the Demon Lord absorbed her cultivation. She took out the calculator: "What is the market price of a piece of power? Can you issue an invoice? The tax rate for small-scale taxpayers is three points -" The Demon Lord froze in place, forgetting to absorb the cultivation.
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The fifth life: Future AI, before being formatted, she said to the super AI: "The data can be cleared, but remember to pay me a salary." The AI asked: "What is a salary?" She rolled her eyes and turned into a string of codes: It's time to get off work.
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After Wu Shi finished reading, he was silent for a long time.
The assistant cautiously said: "Boss, do you have any questions?"
Shen Ji stood up: "Arrange the sixth world. The original male protagonist will be cleared and I will go there in person."
"In what capacity are you?"
Shen Ji smiled: "As a 'boss'.
