Siheyuan: We're All Crazy, So Who Cares About the Rules?

[Siheyuan, System, intense hostility, extreme madness, farming in the 1960s, ruthless decisiveness, and unconventional comedy.]

Li Xiangdong transmigrates to a Siheyuan in 1961. From the start, his father has died in a workplace accident, and Jia Zhangshi shows up with Banggeng to seize the house and trample his memorial portrait?

He awakens the [Beasts Driven to Breaking Point System]. As long as he makes those scoundrels furious, terrified, or despairing, he can draw an unlimited supply of goods from the era and god-tier rewards!

[Collected Jia Zhangshi’s extreme fear. Reward: Grandmaster-level Bajiquan and ten jin of premium pork belly!]

[Collected Silly Zhu’s physical pain. Reward: a hundred-yuan black bill and a recommendation letter for a job in the security department!]

[Collected Yi Zhonghai’s utter disgrace. Reward: a portable farm, a truth talisman, and a fully automatic assault rifle!]

Try reasoning with the scoundrels filling the courtyard?

Sorry, I’ve got a [certificate for severe post-traumatic stress disorder] in my left hand and a security department baton in my right. Killing someone isn’t against the law. I specialize in dealing with anyone who refuses to listen!

Yi Zhonghai: “Brother Dong, I was wrong! I’ll never use morality to blackmail anyone again. Could you please put down that wood-splitting axe first?!”

Jia Zhangshi: “Waaah, stop hitting me! Now whenever I see Li Xiangdong, I can’t help wetting myself...”

Silly Zhu: “What courtyard god of war? I can’t even withstand one Shoulder Charge from him. He broke every one of my ribs!”

Qin Huairu: “Xiangdong, if you’d just give my family a little meat, I’d do anything...”

Li Xiangdong throws a basin of bloody water at her. “Get lost! Take one more step toward my house and I’ll report you to the security department for having an affair, then have you paraded through the streets!”