After transmigrating to the immortal cultivation world, Lin Yifeng was bound to an [Effort System].
System: Host, cultivate for four hours today and you'll receive a top-grade pill!
Lin Yifeng: No, I want to sleep.
The next morning, he woke to find his cultivation had improved. The System had cultivated automatically all night while he slept.
System: Host, go hunt for treasures in the secret realm today and you'll receive a divine-level technique!
Lin Yifeng: Not going. It's too tiring.
That night, a magic treasure flew straight into his storage bag. The System had gone in his place.
Lin Yifeng got it: as long as he lay around enough, the System would work hard for him.
So he started slacking off like crazy, while the System worked 996 hours to make him stronger.
But in the eyes of his fellow disciples...
"Senior Brother Lin goes to bed earliest and gets up latest every day. He must be cultivating in his dreams!"
"Senior Brother Lin zones out even while eating. He must be comprehending the Great Dao!"
"Senior Brother Lin never moves. He must have become one with Heaven and Man!"
The whole sect went crazy: now that's a true grind king!
Lin Yifeng: ...I just want to be a lazy fish. How did I become the poster boy for hard work?
Then one day, the Heavenly Dao unleashed a world-ending tribulation.
Lin Yifeng lay back in his rocking chair with his eyes closed.
The tribulation struck, only to be automatically reflected by the System.
Heavenly Dao: ???
Lin Yifeng: Be quiet. I'm taking a nap.
In serious situations or when you are in a meeting, please read this novel with caution, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold it in.