After binding himself to the Comeback Company System, Lu Kong is forced to start a business and become the boss.
System rules: For every yuan the company loses, Lu Kong earns 10 yuan; for every yuan the company earns, Lu Kong loses 100 yuan!
Lu Kong is overjoyed. “At last, I can lie flat, lose money, and become a tycoon!”
So Lu Kong orders, “Make some terrible products, make the ads impossible to understand, and whatever you do, don't test anything!”
But the product manager turns the junk into a disruptive innovation, and it becomes an instant industry hit. The operations director interprets the delayed launch as a hunger-marketing strategy, setting off a buzz across the internet.
As Lu Kong watches profits pour in and warnings of System deductions pile up, he breaks down. Meanwhile, at the company celebration, his employees raise their glasses. “Boss, your business philosophy is truly unfathomable!”
Lu Kong: “...Please, stop reading into everything! I really just want to go bankrupt!”
