Chen Fan, an overworked office drone, died suddenly and transmigrated. He thought he’d be able to lie flat and cultivate in peace, but then two voices chimed in his head
Grind Lord: “Swing your sword ten thousand times! If you won’t grind, you’re no cultivator!”
Chill Lord: “Yawn~ Let’s take a nap first. Your cultivation will automatically increase by ten.”
Chen Fan: ???
He swung his sword five thousand times, then Chill Lord forced him to sleep.
When he woke up, Grind Lord had deducted all his cultivation.
He tried to negotiate, but the two Systems started fighting like mad in his head.
The daily routine:
Grind Lord assigns a task → Chill Lord forces him to sleep → Grind Lord deducts his cultivation → Chill Lord puts him on autopilot → Chen Fan develops a split personality.
Until one day, he was pushed into awakening a hidden skill:
“Dual Mode, activate!”
Tenfold returns, trading years of life for combat power.
He lies flat and naps in public, then out-grinds all his fellow disciples behind the scenes.
Three hundred years later, he achieves immortality.
At last, the two Systems shut up and merge.
Chen Fan lies in the back hills, tears streaming down his face:
“You could’ve told me you could merge… Why did all the previous Hosts go crazy?!”
[Grind or lie flat at will, burn your life to cultivate. The tagline: This generation’s Host is too much trouble!]
