Bodhi Refuses to Take Me In? I’m Immortal, So I Turn to the Forbidden Arts

[Ding! The Immortality System has been bound!] [Acquired passive talent: Absolute Immortality!] [Note: The physical body cannot be destroyed, and the soul cannot be erased by any means!] Ten years of seeking the Dao on Mount Fangcun, only to get a “You and I are not destined” from Patriarch Bodhi? Fine! If your righteous path won’t have me, I’ll bid Wukong farewell and join a man-eating heretical sect instead! He drinks Bone-Melting Water that kills nine out of ten people, without a scratch! He swallows the life poison of a fifth-rank venomous dragon and breaks through to the next level on the spot! The Buddha makes a move? Wutian appears? What can they do to me? A storyteller in the mortal realm: “Ladies and gentlemen, what do you think happened next to Sun Wukong and Li Changsheng?” The gods and demons of the heavens: “Why is this evil cultivator so hard to kill?!”