Jun Xiaoyao, the biggest good-for-nothing in Qingyang Town. Profession: scavenger.
Daily routine: picking through junk while bragging.
He said a scrap of bronze was the skull of a Great Emperor from 30,000 years ago. Then an old geezer popped out of it.
He said the Xiao family’s genius was a good-for-nothing. Then they discovered a hidden injury in the man’s body.
He said the Heavenly Dao was his grandson. Then a bolt of heavenly lightning struck down the person who deserved to die.
He said the Star Luo Sect’s saintess was his wife. Then the saintess ran off, blushing.
He said there was an “Emperor Weapon” beneath the Lin family’s ancestral graves. Then they dug up an ancient divine artifact.
…There were so many more outrageous boasts, and every last one came true.
Is there any justice in this world?
A scavenger who brags all day long?!
