Li Hongjian (Li Hui) was a standard social beast in his previous life. After working overtime for 120 hours, he finally died as he wished.
Before he died, he made a wish: In his next life, he must be a real salted fish, with clothes on his hands and food on his hands to open his mouth, lying down but never sitting down, and dying never alive.
God fulfilled his wish - not only allowed him to travel to a fantasy world, but also gave him an [Absolute Win System].
The system said: The host only needs to lie down, and the cultivation level will automatically increase, the treasures will automatically be picked up, and dangers will be automatically avoided.
Li Hongjian: Perfect! This is exactly the life I want!
However, he soon discovered that something was wrong——
He wanted to lie down and wait for death, but the system automatically turned on "Absolute Defense", making the enemy think he was dead;
He wanted to bask in the sun and be in a daze, but passers-by thought he was having an "epiphany" and begged to be accepted as a disciple;
He wanted to take a nap, but Long Aotian, the "Chosen One" next door, worked hard to play the dungeon. In the end, all the treasures automatically flew into his storage space;
He didn't even bother to fall in love, but the mysterious female neighbor squatted at his door every day, feeding him and muttering: "I want to see how lazy you can be."
When the whole world was reeling, only Li Hongjian was serious about lying down.
While everyone was working hard, only Li Hongjian was thinking: Which side is more comfortable in the sun today?
Later, the world-destroying demon king came, killing and injuring all the powerful people in the world.
The Demon King found Li Hongjian lying on the rocking chair eating melon seeds. Thinking that he was the mastermind, he attacked with all his strength.
Li Hongjian looked at the melon seeds blown down by the wind and sighed sadly: "It's done. It's dirty. I won't eat it."
