Qing Transmigration: Huh? I'm Fourth Prince's Princess Consort?

I’m Fuca Shuwan. My father is Fuca Maci. After having ten sons, my family finally had a daughter, and that was me. As the only girl among all the children of the four Fuca brothers, I got everything I wanted from the time I was little. Then one day I went to the palace. The seven-year-old me was so beloved by Imperial Noble Consort Tong that the next day, Kangxi issued an imperial edict betrothing me to the Fourth Prince, who was three years older than me.

Me: ...?!

If you ask what transmigrating has done for me, all I can say is that it must have tuned me to the wrong channel:

A photographic memory, but remembering something doesn’t mean I know how to do it.

A martial arts System ranging from parkour to Jeet Kune Do, but it can’t turn me into Gojo Satoru, who can defend himself in 360 degrees and fire energy blasts with his bare hands. Put me up against enough firearms and ammunition, and I’d get a game-over on the spot.

Luckily, in the original history, the man I was betrothed to took the throne with the help of just Longkodo and Nian Gengyao. Marrying him is a low-risk, high-reward deal, so I happily accept the marriage while my uncles, brothers, and father grit their teeth, stamp their feet, beat their chests, and shed tears. Then I start scouting out 108 distinctive beauties for Yinzhen.

There’s no way I’m going to spend my whole life in an era without reliable birth control, getting pregnant and having children until I die.

Fuca Shuwan

Note:

1. As the blurb suggests, this story is mostly absurd comedy, not a serious historical drama. It takes plenty of liberties with history, and anything that doesn’t match the official record is made up for the story.

2. The heroine doesn’t want to spend her life having children, so Yinzhen will never be faithful to her until the day he dies.

3. The heroine is (beagle + husky) × 100.

4. The main text is written in third person.

5. I have a thing for shipping men with men. No women are harmed, but if you can’t accept that, don’t read.