Reborn as My Dad’s Archenemy, I Make Him Lose His Mind Every Day

[Lighthearted comedy # Transmigrate Into a Book # Ridiculous Wish-Fulfillment # A Little Court Intrigue # Everyone’s Darling # A Little Ensemble Cast # Slightly Unhinged]

Lu Zhaoning transmigrates into a book! She becomes the Zhaoyang Commandery Princess, the sworn enemy of her own father!

But she has no desire to be his villainous nemesis. In six months, he’ll sell her to a brothel, and she’ll die miserably in a beggars’ den!

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To make a dignified return to the modern world, she goes all out trying to get herself killed so she can inherit her mother’s hotpot restaurant chain.

Her father wants to marry her off? She cripples the Minister of Personnel’s spoiled, legitimate son, then grabs her legitimate younger sister and marries her off to a low-ranking soldier!

He dotes on his concubine? She bundles the woman off to the beggars, then raids her family home for good measure!

He’s building alliances? She empties the pockets of every one of his cronies and hands their corruption evidence to the emperor!

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Lu Zhaoning thinks that if she keeps getting herself killed, she’ll die sooner.

Instead, her family helps her, the crown prince helps her, and even the emperor takes her side.

The Zhao dynasty grows richer and richer!

The officials become cleaner and cleaner!

The whole realm grows more peaceful!

The people hail her as a living saint!

Lu Shouren feels more bitter than if he’d swallowed coptis root, and can only break down alone at night:

“He’s the villain! He’s the bad guy! The whole world is supposed to belong to him! Why has everything changed?”

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Watching her life veer completely off course, Lu Zhaoning breaks down too:

“Bro System, wasn’t the villain supposed to have a total breakdown? How come his life just keeps getting better?”

The System is even more panicked than she is. “H-Host, you’re happy now. How about you just make the best of it, and I’ll send you back once you die of old age?”

Lu Zhaoning grins wickedly. “Are you a spy sent by the chief councilor or something?...”