My System Just Wants to Slack Off: From Reporting People to Retirement

After binding himself to the Conquest System, Chu Xiu just wanted to slack off. Thugs came looking for trouble? He reported them and had them taken to the police station. Strong fighters came to test him? He invited them for instant coffee and a chat about life. The legendary number one on the Heavenly Ladder, “Yin,” spent his days fixing toilets, roasting sweet potatoes, and helping aunties get discounts on group-buy deals. He went from being prodded by the System to complete missions to bringing a whole houseful of powerful people together as family. As it turned out, the highest form of conquering the world was making everyone want to stay and eat dumplings.