Three modern-day good-for-nothings, armed with the most useless System, transmigrate to the most troublesome ancient world. [Solving cases in the early stages, farming and military affairs later on, with success in both career and love]
A Qiang: Unemployed. Ability: Can smell the exact spot where a wild boar takes a dump.
A Hua: Out of work. Ability: Can see every weakness, but his glasses are broken, so everything looks blurry.
A Jie: Food deliveryman. Ability: Background music automatically plays when he runs. Whether it picks "Song of the Hero" or "Moonlight on the Second Spring" is up to fate.
That's it? That's really it!
The broken-down house is haunted, there's a murder in the village, and the girl who brings their meals has tears in her eyes. Is this place even harder to survive in than the modern world?
Who could have guessed...
When good-for-nothings join forces, even immortals can't stop them.
A Qiang sniffs out where the killer is hiding, A Hua sees right through the mechanism of the secret chamber, and A Jie carries someone off with his background music blaring through the streets. Together, they crack a ten-year-old cold case!
From then on, they make a stunning comeback with every advantage: guarding the city gates and catching drug traffickers, investigating disappearances and digging up old cases, then heading to the capital to crack a major treasury silver robbery...
The Ministry of Justice fights to recruit them, the Six Fan Gate vies to keep them, and the emperor personally appoints them to office!
And there's more...
The girl who brings their meals has been waiting for him all along.
The female constable who kicks him every day has eyes only for him.
The capital's number-one beauty, a talented young woman, sees him once and can never forget him.
The most useless System, the best teamwork.
The silliest abilities, the most satisfying face-slapping.
The closest brothers, the warmest love.
Three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang.
Drink up this cup of bad luck, and never look back!
