In a northern border town, the last of the snow plastered his face. Dong Hao crouched beside a muddy pit at the village entrance, staring at the van stuck in it. His mouth twitched harder than the biting wind. Everyone in the village called him Ergou, a nickname he'd carried for thirty years, more famous than his real name. Today, he was moving his grandparents' graves. His stepfather, Wang Dazhu, and his mother, Liu Cuihua, had put him to work, and he still had to deal with his girlfriend Li Juan hounding him for lipstick money. At thirty, his good-for-nothing life was all about having a father who didn't care, a mother who didn't love him, and a girlfriend who thought he was useless. This was a parallel world with a history much like that of his original world. He had transmigrated here from another northern border town and drifted through life ever since, never even bringing himself to buy a decent set of clothes. [Ding! Fated workaholic Host detected: Dong Hao (nickname: Ergou)! Soul compatibility: 100%! Temporary Land God binding successful!] Ergou suddenly sat bolt upright, completely bewildered.
