My name is Yang Yixiao, a person from the Northern Song Dynasty.
I failed the literary test in three years. In the third year, the examiner used my paper to prop up the legs of the table. The legs of the table broke. He fell down, got up and caught me, saying that I had used witchcraft to harm him.
In the martial arts test, I shot the drummer in the butt. He was kicked out on the spot.
While doing business, I encountered bandits three times, two scammers, and once a cargo ship sank, but I swam back.
Farming, whatever you plant, you will die. Finally, a Ganoderma lucidum tree grows in the field and is dug up by a neighbor and sold for five hundred taels.
When I was studying medicine, I prescribed a prescription for myself. After drinking it, I died.
After my death, I reported to the Hall of the King of Hell and waited for three days and three nights.
The kid secretly told me: The King of Hell was reading my resume in the back hall, and he had already fainted from laughter three times. Just when he was rescued from pinching someone, he fainted again.
I:? ? ?
Later, the King of Hell finally ascended to the throne, and his first words were:
"Yang Yixiao, do you want to consider staying in the underworld? I am in need of someone who can speak cross talk."
Reader comments
The life of a good-looking, plain, ordinary unlucky person, most people are not lucky. When I read it, I always thought, if I had persisted for one more year, would I have passed the exam? If the ground is planted again for another year, will there be a good harvest? But there don't seem to be so many ifs in life. You may fail the imperial examination in the fourth year, and you may still be in a bad year if you plant land for another year. Have these six years been wasted? But life has to go on, and although most of it is regret, it is not a wasted life.
The book is quite good, but there are a few loopholes. It describes the lives of various unsatisfactory people. Different people will have different feelings when reading it. The protagonist is ordinary, a little bitter, and has his own happiness.
It's not funny at all, it's just sad for ordinary people
Interesting short stories
Just correct the chapter title and novel introduction and it will be fine
There is depth and it is too short!
Good.
The full text is like that emoticon: [laughing and crying]
Life! In just a few words, it was a joke. If you talk about it carefully, it is full of bitterness and bitterness.
The life of ordinary people is full of irony
Xiliang is the kind of person that I would be willing to pay for if a physical short story was published. The writing is very good, and the characters' psychology is very delicate. It's a pity that it's a short story, but fortunately it's a short story.
The life of a good-looking, plain, ordinary unlucky person, most people are not lucky. When I read it, I always thought, if I had persisted for one more year, would I have passed the exam? If the ground is planted again for another year, will there be a good harvest? But there don't seem to be so many ifs in life. You may fail the imperial examination in the fourth year, and you may still be in a bad year if you plant land for another year. Have these six years been wasted? But life has to go on, and although most of it is regret, it is not a wasted life.
The book is quite good, but there are a few loopholes. It describes the lives of various unsatisfactory people. Different people will have different feelings when reading it. The protagonist is ordinary, a little bitter, and has his own happiness.
It's not funny at all, it's just sad for ordinary people
Interesting short stories Just correct the chapter title and novel introduction and it will be fine
There is depth and it is too short!
Good. The full text is like that emoticon: [laughing and crying]
Life! In just a few words, it was a joke. If you talk about it carefully, it is full of bitterness and bitterness.
The life of ordinary people is full of irony
Xiliang is the kind of person that I would be willing to pay for if a physical short story was published. The writing is very good, and the characters' psychology is very delicate. It's a pity that it's a short story, but fortunately it's a short story.