[Imperial Examination] [Beanbag Daddy] [Parents with short stories] [Relaxed and Funny] [Alternate History]
My name is Zhang Ju, and my father is a scholar who failed the exam five times.
Until one day, my father came back from the dead and he changed.
He no longer called me a mud monkey, but said to me expressionlessly: "Your hands carry pathogenic germs, physical contact is prohibited."
He no longer bought me sweets, but instead drew a dense schedule for me: "Get up at Mao hour, logic training at Mao hour, physical strengthening at Shen hour."
My mother held a gourd and gourd to beat him, but he used some kind of "economics" to trick my mother into becoming a supervisor!
Help! I just want to go to the village entrance to see the big yellow dog giving birth to puppies. I don't want to be an official!
My dad pushed up his air glasses and said, "No, just think about it. As long as you pass the first assistant examination, you can buy two thousand dogs."
In order to buy Quan Daliang's dog, I can only endorse it with tears in my eyes. By accident, he actually became the chief minister of the dynasty...
