(Western fantasy, plot-driven, epic, multiple love interests, plenty to eat...)
(Abandoned. Best not to read it.)
King: Fulfill my three wishes, and the last demigod remains yours.
Xia Ya: Go ahead.
King: I want you to treat my daughters well.
Xia Ya: I’ll treat them as well as I treat your aunt.
King: ...Fine. My second wish is that you preserve the demigod remains instead of destroying them.
Xia Ya: I’ll treat them as well as I treat your aunt.
King: ...You know what, never mind. My final wish is that you ensure Ying Lixi continues to endure.
“It would be my honor!”
“By the way, I just remembered something. Your daughters aren’t duchesses, and your aunt isn’t a princess, so I’ll take them all.”
“Damn it.”
“Understood!”
Xia Ya, the Uncrowned King of the Sea, Heir to the Sacred Flame, Incarnation of the Abyss, Great Detective of the Fog City, Owner of the Pantheon of Demons, and the most petty king in history, nodded solemnly.
Also known as:
“Demons, Don’t Look Back. I Am the Abyss!”
“Fog City: His Majesty the Savior Is Sick Again”
“The Duchess Won’t Share a Bed with the Princess”
P.S. I guarantee this little author will deliver a story with no dull moments, plenty of mystery, an uplifting protagonist, and romantic storylines for all the heroines...
I’ll do my best to make it more suited to Chinese readers (insert doge meme).