Rookie Station? Dongfeng Express!

Isn't it just to give a wig to a certain country's political leader? What's so surprising about this? Isn't it just sending an H-bomb? What's so surprising about this? Haven't you ever delivered these packages? What? Have you not joined Dongfeng Express yet? I pulled my crotch, brother! You can't! Dongfeng Express must achieve its mission! You deserve it!