"Apocalypse" + "Zombie" + "Funny" + "System"
The SSS-level zombies tried to make me into a puppet, but they didn't know that I was the ancestor of the zombie taming sect in my previous life. So I turned it into a corpse pet and rode it across the wasteland. When the enemy came to kill me, I took out a handful of corpse beads and chewed them like jelly beans: "What's the hurry? Wait until I finish walking the dog."
