Bound to a dual-cultivation support System, Lin Feng thought he was about to reach the pinnacle of life.
Then the System announced: Handshakes give 10 energy, putting an arm around someone’s waist gives 50. Physical contact is required to recharge!
To activate the System, he had no choice but to pose as a respectable massage therapist for all the campus goddesses.
“Ding! Basic contact detected (Su Qingyue). Damaged vocal cords repaired. Reward: national-level broadcasting voice!”
“Ding! Intermediate contact detected (Qin Ruofei). Movie star experience card activated. Reward: god-tier microexpression control!”
Other people cultivate together using pills. Lin Feng does it through “friction-generated electricity,” charging up with good old-fashioned physics.
The whole school was stunned: Wasn’t Lin Feng just a layabout living off rental income? How could he host onstage and act onscreen?
Lin Feng shrugged. “I didn’t mean for this to happen, but the System’s rewards are just too good…”
The moment he put an arm around the campus belle in a livestream, his energy bar filled up and he gained every god-tier skill!
The whole internet went wild: This isn’t a massage, it’s the hand of God!
